Editors Humour.
Two old guys, Russell and Bruce went to the movies. A few minutes after it started, Russell heard Bruce rustling around and he seemed to be searching on the floor under his seat.
"What are you doing?" asked Russell.
Bruce, a little grumpy by this time, replied "I had a caramel in my mouth and it dropped out. I can't find it."
Russell told him to forget it because it would be too dirty by now.
"But I've got to", said Bruce, "my teeth are in it!"
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An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, "Why did you do that?" ...... "Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun," the elephant said. "Wow, forty years ago! How did you remember that?" "Well I have turtle recall," replied the elephant.
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Two old friends, Jim and Mike, lived for rugby. Then one day, Jim died, leaving Mike inconsolable. A few weeks later, Mike heard someone calling his name. He looked up. Standing on a cloud was his old pal Jim.
Jim called down, “I have good news and bad. The good news is, there’s rugby in heaven!”
“Great,” said Mike. “What’s the bad news?”
Jim “You’re playing Sunday.”
